How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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