I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
is wine microwaveable?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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