And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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