just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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