I puked a lego.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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