he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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