My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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