I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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