I wish I could punch you in the face.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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