I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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