I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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