3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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