This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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