just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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