I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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