I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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