I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Buhtt sex?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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