i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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