this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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