Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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