well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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