Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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