Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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