Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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