Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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