All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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