Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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