what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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