why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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