so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
