Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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