Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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