I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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