Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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