We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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