Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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