this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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