So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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