Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I'm always down for nudity.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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