I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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