Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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