Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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