i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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