I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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