what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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