All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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