Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
only if we run a train.
done.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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