New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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