Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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