If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This house was built for laser tag.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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