He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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