Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
bring money and cleavage
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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