Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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