i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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