Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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