what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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